I. Want. One.
Pyongyang, February 4 (KCNA) — Order of Kim Jong Il has been instituted in the DPRK on the occasion of the 70th birth anniversary of leader Kim Jong Il.
The Presidium of the DPRK Supreme People’s Assembly on Friday released a decree on instituting the order.
This institution is to give state commendation to officials, service personnel, working people, military units, organs, enterprises and social and cooperative organizations who have made distinguished service in the drive to accomplish the revolutionary cause of Juche, the cause of building a thriving socialist nation.
Organs? Can my liver get one too? How can my spleen contribute to “the drive to accomplish the revolutionary cause of Juche” and build “a thriving socialist nation?” I mean, so long as I can keep it?